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Freedom is my morning coffee
Hey there, dudes! I'm Alfred F. Jones, but you can call me Freddie!

Magic!Anon: None; Accepting
Relationship: Multiship
Faceclaim: Chris Evans

Blog Created: April 1st, 2013
Blog Re-Created: December 15th, 2013

[indie rp blog for APH America. Possible NSFW. No images mine]
Honesty Hour (or longer)

batterupyourass:

[See this look? It’s a look of fear. Blondie in the morning is terrifying.]

[Backs up and stands up, scowling]

I ain’ a fuckin’ teddy bear!

[HUFFS LOUDLY @]

[If he were awake, he would of had a sense of satisfaction from the look. Oh and give him a response]

[mumbles something]

[snores loudly]

(Source: theamazingamericanhero)

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4-20
Honesty Hour (or longer)

batterupyourass:

theamazingamericanhero:

batterupyourass:

[THROWS THEM BACK AT HIM]

[Somehow they end up cuddling in bed, having fallen asleep after tons of throwing shit at each other]

[They’re tired babies who decided the other would make a nice teddy bear]

[Tired babies who currently surrounded by a huge mess]

[Can’t wait for one of them to wake up and then scream]

[Yeah, pretty much]

[Eventually Alvin wakes up and slowly notices what is going on. He screams and pushes at Alfred, confused. Since Alfred’s bigger than he is, and obviously heavier, he only ends up pushing himself out of the bed and into the mess on the floor]

WHAT THE FUCK, BLONDIE!?

[Freddie just wakes up like this. Then goes back to sleep;]

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4-19
Honesty Hour (or longer)

batterupyourass:

[THROWS THEM BACK AT HIM]

[Somehow they end up cuddling in bed, having fallen asleep after tons of throwing shit at each other]

[They’re tired babies who decided the other would make a nice teddy bear]

[Tired babies who currently surrounded by a huge mess]

[Can’t wait for one of them to wake up and then scream]

(Source: theamazingamericanhero)

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4-19

killbenedictcumberbatch:

drugdoer:

A hero’s journey

this gif is like 20 seconds but it was like watching an entire movie

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via viva-la-prussia)

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4-19

blackmagictea:

theamazingamericanhero:

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I’ll let you decide.

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Think you could go an entire day wearing a suit?

Yes, yes I can.

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4-19

blackmagictea:

theamazingamericanhero:

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Care to bet on that?

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Bet on…what? That you’ll wear one or how long it stays on you?

I’ll let you decide.

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4-19

lilli-of-the-mountain:

theamazingamericanhero:

lilli-of-the-mountain:

theamazingamericanhero:

lilli-of-the-mountain:

What sort of science? A certain cut of a silhouette says certain things, as do certain colors. What are you hypothesizing? /look at her being all serious about this/

…[stares] I wanna look professional, but at the same time I wanna look hot, y’know?

Ah. That’s easy. Charcoal suit, black shirt, black tie, with your hair slicked back. And if it’s chilly outside, wear black gloves. You will be professional but you will look very handsome and you might also put the fear of God into some very religious people so be warned about that. 

…Can you help me pick the suit out? [he looks very excited]

Oh, yes, I would be happy to! /gives him a big smile, glad that he asked/ Did you have anywhere in mind?

Great! [smiles back, before gaining a blank look] I have no place in mind.

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4-19

russianwater:

theamazingamericanhero:

russianwater:

theamazingamericanhero:

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What if I wore a suit?

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You might actually look like a professional person.

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I’m always professional.

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I just said you would look it. I said nothing else.

Your point?

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4-19

lilli-of-the-mountain:

theamazingamericanhero:

lilli-of-the-mountain:

What sort of science? A certain cut of a silhouette says certain things, as do certain colors. What are you hypothesizing? /look at her being all serious about this/

…[stares] I wanna look professional, but at the same time I wanna look hot, y’know?

Ah. That’s easy. Charcoal suit, black shirt, black tie, with your hair slicked back. And if it’s chilly outside, wear black gloves. You will be professional but you will look very handsome and you might also put the fear of God into some very religious people so be warned about that. 

…Can you help me pick the suit out? [he looks very excited]

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4-19

blackmagictea:

theamazingamericanhero:

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Maybe.

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I’ll believe it when I see it.

Care to bet on that?

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4-19

lilli-of-the-mountain:

theamazingamericanhero:

lilli-of-the-mountain:

theamazingamericanhero:

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What if I wore a suit?

/fashion advice?/ /she’s on it/ A suit? For what?

/yes fashion advice/ For science. 

What sort of science? A certain cut of a silhouette says certain things, as do certain colors. What are you hypothesizing? /look at her being all serious about this/

…[stares] I wanna look professional, but at the same time I wanna look hot, y’know?

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4-19

russianwater:

theamazingamericanhero:

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What if I wore a suit?

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You might actually look like a professional person.

I’m always professional.

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4-19

blackmagictea:

theamazingamericanhero:

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What if I wore a suit?

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Do you mean for more than five minutes?

Maybe.

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4-19

lilli-of-the-mountain:

theamazingamericanhero:

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What if I wore a suit?

/fashion advice?/ /she’s on it/ A suit? For what?

/yes fashion advice/ For science. 

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4-19

What if I wore a suit?

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